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Girl:
I'm having heart surgery today.
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Boy:
I know.
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Girl:
I love you!
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Boy:
I love you more!
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*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
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Girl:
Where is he?
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Dad:
Don't you know who gave you the heart?
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Girl:
(Starts crying)
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Dad:
Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
(via nedbigboy)
(Source: octoberr-19thh, via juicehandc)
(Source: horsetacknmore, via petewentzemoloser)
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I feel stupid because I didn’t realize any of this stuff.
the spongebob one, oh my god
Cereal. …. …. .. …. .
I don’t get the Europe one but everything else omg
(Source: how-to-be-a-skinny-bitch, via otneimras-redej)
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o.o
i think he’s funny
(Source: wild-eyed-kid, via fuzzyxpickles)
ur a nigger
