thnx bxtch bye sexytown

introspective-extrovert:

sex ಠ_ಠ

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NEW PLUGS
TODAY WAS SHITTY 

NEW PLUGS

TODAY WAS SHITTY 

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  • Girl:

    I'm having heart surgery today.

  • Boy:

    I know.

  • Girl:

    I love you!

  • Boy:

    I love you more!

  • *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*

  • Girl:

    Where is he?

  • Dad:

    Don't you know who gave you the heart?

  • Girl:

    (Starts crying)

  • Dad:

    Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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angelarzxu:

howtohavegaysubtext:

adriofthedead:

jessiray:

I feel stupid because I didn’t realize any of this stuff.

the spongebob one, oh my god

Cereal. …. …. .. …. .

I don’t get the Europe one but everything else omg

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ripped-alpha-ceo:

tyler ‘pussy king’ anderson

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ur a nigger